by Richard Montague
In a bid to end all harmony, our marriage and possibly even our lives, sometimes my wife and I go for a drive together on our nation’s motorways. I won’t have to tell anyone who has done this recently how deeply unpleasant an experience it can be. That is, apart from the veritable oasis that is the M6 Toll. You cruise from motoring hell into a parallel universe in which motorways are how they should be, practically no lorries and at least two lanes free of traffic at any point. The sun comes out, my favourite songs play from the radio and my wife no longer finds any of my incredibly helpful advice irritating. It is this kind of heaven-like respite that I was searching for when we went to Ma Cuisine on Monday night.
The reason I was feeling like this is two-fold. Firstly, I have had several poor food experiences over the last couple of weeks, most notably a trip to my local supermarket where, despite searching extensively, I could not find a single piece of British fruit. This prompted a bout of internal-monologue Tourette’s, the nature of which, if it could have been heard, would have made grannies faint, children cry and undoubtedly earned me a night in the cells somewhere in West London.
On top of that, this week has been hot. And muggy. Too hot for me. I know it is sacrilege to say this in the UK, where we worship hot weather, but it is never hot for long enough to acclimatise properly so chubby blokes like me just end up uncomfortable most of the time. Anyway, no matter how difficult the weather, or how bad my recent food experiences were, nothing was going to put me off going out and trying more food, especially somewhere that advertises itself as “the home of regional French cuisine”.
The approach from Kew Gardens tube is very pleasant, it has that village feel and the restaurant is really easy to find. Sitting outside provided a lovely refreshing breeze, and, admittedly, it always feels more authentically French if you are sitting outside on the street on a table that is a bit too small amongst the smokers.
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